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    <h1>Mango and Molasses Habanero Hot Sauce</h1>
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<a href="#sec2">Common</a>
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<a href="#sec4">Edible and Tasty</a>
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<a href="#sec6">Dear God Why</a>
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<a href="#sec7">A Justification for the Mild Variant</a>
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Ingredients</h2>

<h3><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
Common</h3>

<ul>
<li>1 Extra Large Mango (or 2 medium)</li>
<li>1/3 cup apple cider vinegar</li>
<li>3 tbsp molasses</li>
<li>1 1/2 tbsp cumin</li>
<li>1 tsp koshering or sea salt</li>
<li>1 tbsp paprika</li>
</ul>


<h3><a name="sec3" id="sec3"></a>
Super Hot</h3>

<ul>
<li>15ish Fresh Habaneros

<ul>
<li>Do not deseed</li>
</ul></li>
<li>1 tbsp cayenne pepper</li>
</ul>


<h3><a name="sec4" id="sec4"></a>
Edible and Tasty</h3>

<ul>
<li>7 or 8 fresh habaneros

<ul>
<li>Deseed and remove the inner flesh</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Equivalent mass of fresh red bell pepper (<a href="http://www.ochef.com/158.htm">roasted</a>).</li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec5" id="sec5"></a>
Directions</h2>

<ol>
<li>Put on gloves and perhaps a respirator and goggles to avoid <em>death
by capsaicin</em></li>
<li>Peel and pit the Mango (naturally)</li>
<li>Place everything into a food processor</li>
<li>Whir about until it turns into some kind of paste (60ish seconds
seems fine)</li>
<li>Transfer to a pan, cover, and simmer for around five minutes</li>
<li>Store in a jar and refrigerate</li>
<li>Destroy your tastebuds</li>
</ol>


<h2><a name="sec6" id="sec6"></a>
Dear God Why</h2>

<p class="first">The year was 2010. The season was summer. The location a pot garden. A
bell pepper seedling died a few weeks into the growing season owing to
being weak or perhaps poorly taken care of. To avoid wasting the soil
and pot a package of habanero seedlings was procured; one was to be
planted and the other two given away, but no one came through on their
offer to adopt the plants. Thus the garden ended up with three
habanero plants. It is a little known fact that habaneros produce
ridiculous numbers of peppers, and so something had to be done with
them after the family grew sick of spicy foods every night.</p>

<h3><a name="sec7" id="sec7"></a>
A Justification for the Mild Variant</h3>

<p class="first">The initial super hot sauce proved to be tasty for a moment and then
overwhelmingly hot. Now, don't get me wrong, I like incredibly spicy
things, but the initial flavor of the sauce was rather nice and it
seemed a shame to have it destroyed by the habanero. With the
replacement of some habanero by a sweet pepper the flavors come into
balance, and the sauce becomes a rather nice adjunct to things like
chili or black bean burritos.</p>


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011c040f	16	<h1>Mango and Molasses Habanero Hot Sauce</h1>
99298d8a	17	<div class="contents">
	18	<dl>
	19	<dt>
	20	<a href="#sec1">Ingredients</a>
	21	</dt>
011c040f	22	<dd>
	23	<dl>
	24	<dt>
	25	<a href="#sec2">Common</a>
	26	</dt>
99298d8a	27	<dt>
011c040f	28	<a href="#sec3">Super Hot</a>
99298d8a	29	</dt>
99298d8a	30	<dt>
011c040f	31	<a href="#sec4">Edible and Tasty</a>
99298d8a	32	</dt>
99298d8a	33	</dl>
011c040f	34	</dd>
	35	<dt>
	36	<a href="#sec5">Directions</a>
	37	</dt>
	38	<dt>
	39	<a href="#sec6">Dear God Why</a>
	40	</dt>
	41	<dd>
	42	<dl>
	43	<dt>
	44	<a href="#sec7">A Justification for the Mild Variant</a>
	45	</dt>
	46	</dl>
	47	</dd>
	48	</dl>
99298d8a	49	</div>
	50
	51
	52	<!-- Page published by Emacs Muse begins here --><h2><a name="sec1" id="sec1"></a>
	53	Ingredients</h2>
	54
011c040f	55	<h3><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
	56	Common</h3>
	57
99298d8a	58	<ul>
011c040f	59	<li>1 Extra Large Mango (or 2 medium)</li>
011c040f	60	<li>1/3 cup apple cider vinegar</li>
99298d8a	61	<li>3 tbsp molasses</li>
011c040f	62	<li>1 1/2 tbsp cumin</li>
99298d8a	63	<li>1 tsp koshering or sea salt</li>
99298d8a	64	<li>1 tbsp paprika</li>
	65	</ul>
	66
	67
011c040f	68	<h3><a name="sec3" id="sec3"></a>
	69	Super Hot</h3>
	70
	71	<ul>
	72	<li>15ish Fresh Habaneros
	73
	74	<ul>
	75	<li>Do not deseed</li>
	76	</ul></li>
	77	<li>1 tbsp cayenne pepper</li>
	78	</ul>
	79
	80
	81	<h3><a name="sec4" id="sec4"></a>
	82	Edible and Tasty</h3>
	83
	84	<ul>
	85	<li>7 or 8 fresh habaneros
	86
	87	<ul>
	88	<li>Deseed and remove the inner flesh</li>
	89	</ul></li>
	90	<li>Equivalent mass of fresh red bell pepper (<a href="http://www.ochef.com/158.htm">roasted</a>).</li>
	91	</ul>
	92
	93
	94
	95	<h2><a name="sec5" id="sec5"></a>
99298d8a	96	Directions</h2>
	97
	98	<ol>
	99	<li>Put on gloves and perhaps a respirator and goggles to avoid <em>death
	100	by capsaicin</em></li>
	101	<li>Peel and pit the Mango (naturally)</li>
	102	<li>Place everything into a food processor</li>
	103	<li>Whir about until it turns into some kind of paste (60ish seconds
	104	seems fine)</li>
	105	<li>Transfer to a pan, cover, and simmer for around five minutes</li>
	106	<li>Store in a jar and refrigerate</li>
	107	<li>Destroy your tastebuds</li>
	108	</ol>
	109
	110
011c040f	111	<h2><a name="sec6" id="sec6"></a>
99298d8a	112	Dear God Why</h2>
	113
	114	<p class="first">The year was 2010. The season was summer. The location a pot garden. A
	115	bell pepper seedling died a few weeks into the growing season owing to
	116	being weak or perhaps poorly taken care of. To avoid wasting the soil
	117	and pot a package of habanero seedlings was procured; one was to be
	118	planted and the other two given away, but no one came through on their
	119	offer to adopt the plants. Thus the garden ended up with three
	120	habanero plants. It is a little known fact that habaneros produce
	121	ridiculous numbers of peppers, and so something had to be done with
	122	them after the family grew sick of spicy foods every night.</p>
	123
011c040f	124	<h3><a name="sec7" id="sec7"></a>
	125	A Justification for the Mild Variant</h3>
	126
	127	<p class="first">The initial super hot sauce proved to be tasty for a moment and then
	128	overwhelmingly hot. Now, don't get me wrong, I like incredibly spicy
	129	things, but the initial flavor of the sauce was rather nice and it
	130	seemed a shame to have it destroyed by the habanero. With the
	131	replacement of some habanero by a sweet pepper the flavors come into
	132	balance, and the sauce becomes a rather nice adjunct to things like
	133	chili or black bean burritos.</p>
	134
	135
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